The newspaper has reported that the voodoo priest who wants to remain anonymous has been contracted by someone to cast a spell on Cristiano that will cause him serious injury as well as put him into a scoring drought.

The voodoo priest said: “I am a professional and someone has paid very well for me using my powers. I have been hired to make Cristiano Ronaldo suffer a serious injury.” The wizard added that he was unable to reveal the identity of his client “because I am a mixture of priest and doctor and I have to respect the confidentiality of my followers”.

“It’s a step-by-step process and depends on various factors so the result you are looking for is achieved sooner or later.”

Cristiano Ronaldo suffered an injury to his ankle during the Champions League game versus Marseille, but it is unknown how serious the injury is. It is known however that Cristiano limped off the field and was seen with an ice pack on his ankle.

Real Madrid aren’t worried about the spell and have dismissed it as craziness.

Cristiano Ronaldo is now on the top of the Champions League in scoring with four goals and more likely than not that he’s not finished yet.

The doubts from naysayers who were so eager to say that Cristiano Ronaldo would not be as productive in Madrid as he was in Manchester are quickly dissipating.

Any true Cristiano Ronaldo fan knows how lethal he can be on the attack, and knew that it was only a matter of time before he started to gel with his new team mates.

Cristiano’s second Ballon D’or might not be that far away.

Real Madrid went on to win tonight’s game by a score of 3-0.

All the doubt that Ronaldo could repeat his Manchester United free kick form in Spain have officially been put to rest after Cristiano scored the opening goal of the game with his trademark free kick. Ronaldo would add another goal which also came from a free kick towards the end of the game.

Real Madrid went on to win the game by a score of 5-2, which has put them in the driver’s seat to continue on to the next round.

Cristiano Ronaldo had some words for waiting media at the end of the game.

“I knew that the goals were going to come and that is why I was relaxed about things,” Ronaldo told the Real Madrid website on Wednesday morning.

“However, the most important thing is that we have won the first match of the group phase and we have started well in Europe.”

“The team worked well and I am happy with the result. Maybe we relaxed too much in the second half and that is something we can’t allow ourselves to do in the future,” he said, before dismissing those who say this early win makes Real Madrid favorites to lift the title in May.

“Some people may say we are favorites, but we have to take things bit by bit,” said Ronaldo.

Cristiano Ronaldo has told Portuguese television, RTP that Barcelona did not deserve to win the semi-final Champions League game versus Chelsea.

“I have the experience already to endure all the pressure. It is always bad to lose, whether against Chelsea or Barcelona, who had some luck, as they did not deserve to win the semi-final against Chelsea.”

Cristiano Ronaldo did go on to say that Barcelona should be credited with the win.  He also said that everything was wrong for Manchester United during the final.

When asked about the rivalry between Messi and himself, Cristiano replied that he was neither pressured nor disturbed.

The media will undoubtedly continue to draw conclusions of whom is the best footballer in the world, but it seems that Cristiano Ronaldo has matured much since last year’s rumor fiasco which began after a comment that he gave to the Spanish media, and is being a little smarter of what he says.  We say:  Good On Him.

Lastly,  there is no doubt that Barcelona deserved to win the final.  They were a superior team to United.

Barcelona has won the European Cup three times, but it is the first time that they have won the treble.  It is the first time that any Spanish team has won the treble.